Monthly Archives: December 2006

red lobster holiday cookies

my mother’s side of the family saves everything. i mean everything. we take packrat-dom to new levels; rats would take notes. fortunately, the holidays come along once a year, allowing various family members to put some of those unwanted, yet valuable, items to good use.

for example, my mom sent me a bunch of holiday cookies, along with other goodies…what better use for red lobster leftover styrofoam!!
red lobster holiday cookies

elaine has superpowers

Elaine Xray Vision
she’s been keeping it from me all these years, but now that we’re married, elaine finally came clean: she has super powers. she hasn’t told me yet whether she plans to use these gifts for good or evil, although it does look like i can get LASIK for free if i ever need it…