and so another year in the life passes. now when people ask the question, i have a shiny new answer, one that’s a year closer to a landmark in aging. for anyone who’s counting, i’m gonna throw a wake next year, so get ready.
nothing to report after this year, aside from a new job and getting engaged to a wonderful woman. lots of good things. not ready for my Depends™ yet.
for those readers who are squeamish or otherwise uninterested in hearing about bodily functions, go ahead and skip this one. alternatively, if you feel like hearing a profound philosophical discourse using something that came out of my nose as a starting point, please continue!